Gilchristed

When you text or message a female, "Hey, hey, hey" repeaditly. If she doesn't respond you send negative comments to her. Such as "well fuck u din hoe" or " you is a bitch anyhow hoe".

Example: some guy is blowing my inbox up and talking shit about me because I won't respond.
Oh damn girl he gilchristed you.

by headbangerz January 28, 2019

gilch

When one rubs a cold stick of butter on the area between the rectum and the scrotum till it smells like hot corn.

john: Alex wut did you do last night with Rachel?

Alex: dude i gilched myself till Rachel smelled hot corn

by brokedick101 July 10, 2009

glich

A monkey loving gerbal

glorianne and rich are a monkey loving gerbal

by Houdinni September 19, 2003

Gilch

Pure badassness, Period!

Gilch= Steven Segal x Eleventy billion

by roger tetermann February 5, 2010

giltch

the male pubic hair on the wanker

that glitch looked like he had buckwheat scissored in between his legs!

by mario d and a ron November 10, 2003

Gilch Gulpa

When one is known for gulping down gilches. A gilch is semen on a man’s area between his rectum and scrotum

Bro Andrew is the gilch gulpa!

by Toasty Cheeks November 16, 2021

Gilch Gulpah

A person who is known for gulping gilches. A gilch is semen on a man’s taint

Yo! Andrew is a gilch gulpah

by Toasty Cheeks November 16, 2021