GigaFlop

Geek slang for ultimate fail, derived from the term used to measure a computers performance. The word is split into two parts to justify its meaning. 1. GIGA (meaning feckin shite loads or 1,000,000,000) and 2. flop (meaning fail). Not to be confused with GagaFlip the act of discarding an unwanted Lady Gaga.

*Man eats cashew nut only to find he's inhaled it and is now getting the hymnic maneuver from a fat man with an erection* GigaFlop

by darkandmartyr June 30, 2009

gigaloo

when you hit your hand on a fat guys double chin or foopa and watch it jiggle

i did a gigaloo to the fat guy at my school and i gigalooed his foopa

by jack netdytu August 14, 2006

gigaflop

A complete and utter loser -- usually associated with geeks and nerds

Man, he is a total gigaflop.

by imnotagigaflop February 1, 2009

gigaloot

The coolest a person can be. Godlike in social life.

"scope that gigaloot, imma hit that up"

by chewmanneverhandles October 31, 2007

gigalo aunt

A female whore.

I know what you are, you are a gigalo aunt.

by coraltuesday January 16, 2011

Gigablot

A chunky female lizard (used as an insult)

Have you seen Bob? Hes such a gigablot.

by TheRealDealOfThings June 16, 2015

Gigalo Joint

A gigalo joint is a joint of kush rolled with two rolling papers, wich makes it big.

I smoked the fattest gigalo joint last night

by Pablo "Gigalo" Ernesto June 25, 2022