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gigidy-byte

The amount of pr0n stored on ones computer (in Gb.)
Tom: "I reckon I've got 70 gigidy-bytes of good stuff at home"
Matt: "That's nothing! I've got nearly a tara-byte!"
by wessexbob December 6, 2013
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Gigidy

An exclamation to point out a sexual innuendo, or to create it regardless its existence. May be used in the same way of "That's what she said" but without the limitations of the later. Given it is the catch phrase of Family Guy's kinky character Quagmire, the use of "gigidy" denotes a deviant sexual innuendo.
- "The best thing for a female writer is that her fingers move faster than her ideas"
- "Gigidy"
by Jacobo Graneros December 10, 2016
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Gigadome

Head significantly larger than the human average.
George be rockin' that gigadome yo.
by DiscountKyle August 2, 2020
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Gigabyte

A Indian man who just sits around and does nothing productive.(Most of the time seen near grocery stores)
Bala: Oy fam those mans are just standing around doing nothing
Kafi: Ya they are Gigabytes
by Panjabi Sheep October 13, 2020
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Gigabytis

A degenerative and chronic illness caused by spending too much time on a computer or gaming console. Extreme caution is encouraged if you come into contact with someone with Gigabytis as it is highly contagious.

Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:

1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people

2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.

3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.

4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.

Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.

It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.

Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.
Gavin contracted gigabytis after a java, perl and mysql programming marathon. He now lives with his parents, makes stupid noises all the time, and a general pain in the arse. God help him before it’s too late.
by Professor Huxtable December 22, 2009
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chuggin gigabytes

The act of mastering everything in the Internet. People who have chugged enough gigabytes tend to get flirted with by smokin' hot womanfolk.
Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.
"When you're the guy who's the kind of guy that loves to be inside the Web, and doesn't take crap from anything unless it's the splash of a cyberwave, then you're chuggin gigabytes."

"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"
by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013
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Gigidy

Fraze for a character on a popular t.v. show, Family Guy. Needs to be put in prison for his sexual misconduct in the show.
Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy allll right!
by Smokey mcpotleaf January 10, 2006
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