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El Goblino

A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.
Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?
by high-def July 26, 2019
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cuck goblin

A man who sneaks out in the middle of the night to meet his girlfriend or another woman to eat the cum from multiple guys inside of her vagina.
Dude, is that Marc?
Yeah Tone, Marc is a Cuck Goblin.
A Cuck Goblin, what’s that Randy?
It’s when Marc sneaks out late at night to eat the cum of multiple men from his girl’s vagina.

Oh man Randy - that’s messed up... He’s a real Cuck goblin!
by AnitaAnu May 23, 2018
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Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.
Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!
by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020
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gilinsky

The act of fingering a girl whilst eating a formal dinner with friends or family or important people.
"Stop that Jack, don't gilinsky me right now." She quietly moaned.
"But you're enjoying it." He replied.
"But we're eating dinner with my parents." She replied.
"OK but we'll continue this later." He smirked.
by Astyles27 October 21, 2014
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Loot Goblin

That one person that steals all the loot leaving behind a wasteland of nothingness for everyone else, to the dismay and almost always negatively influencing his party through either leaving them with their financials ruined or with no gear, though most of the time a combination of the two.
Vognir: *silence*
MLG: *where's vognir?*
Confiq: *He's pushing, so either we all int and push or we don't get loot*
MLG: *lmao goddamn loot goblin*
by 3601337noscop3s March 31, 2020
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Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.
"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"
by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013
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