Germantown Academy

pretty much covered by above. preppy ass school in fort washington disrespected by basically the rest of pennsylvania. everyone's family owns some kind of empire, most people get smashed or stoned because they cant think of anything better to do with their time (or the convertible their mommy bought them isnt good enough), and designer clothes are a must have. the majority of the kids there annoy everyone, think theyre hot shit, and wouldnt last one minute in the real world. other 1% of people are genuinely cool.

also, adderol is a scandal here. most of us dont get out much...

those pissass ga kids can fuck themselves sideways, polo shirts, jock straps, and all.

by ag December 1, 2004

Germantown Academy

Germantown Academy, better known as GA by other private school students in the greater Philadelphia area, or the Academy by students attending GA, is a Pre-K through 12 preparatory school. GA tries to be like the other private schools while maintaining its own individuality. Basicaly GA epicly fails at both. Recently GA has instituted a new dress code policy called GA GeAr which requires students to wear ugly polo shirts from lands end. Girls choose to pair their ugly polos with slutty skirts which undermine the entire dress code, while guys wear cargo shorts. GA students really enjoy being promiscuous and binge drinking. In the past few years GA has had many incidents with students getting alcohol poisoning at school events. GA students also enjoy smoking weed and occasionally engage in cocaine. GA students also enjoy cheating. Despite an honor code many students copy answers from each other during poorly monitored tests. Cheating is necessary because lots of students at GA aren't actually smart, they're just either rich or very athletic. Some students are actually smart but feel pressure to receive perfect grades in order to attend ivy league colleges and so they also engage in cheating. Students at GA are often very close with their teachers which can result in interesting classes, but also in can result in awkward situations as students and teachers have been known to have sexual feelings towards each other. One gym teacher goes as far as to engage in sexual relations with students once they have graduated. This is because students at GA are usually very good looking and never fat.

"I'm not actually very preppy or smart but I'll pretend to be both while I drink my cheap beer and plan how I will a) play in the next game or b) cheat on my next test because that's how we do at Germantown Academy"

by daisydaisy55 July 30, 2009

germantown high school

An eclectic collection of all that is both classy and ratchet. School spirit is mad intense but there will often be fights in "A" lobby. It is not unusual to see weave on the floor.

Ratchet
Girl: "Gurrrrl did you see that fight outside M building today?"

Friend: "Mhmmm you know that bitch was cheating with her man."

Classy
"I dressed up for well-dressed Wednesday!"
"Yay Germantown High School spirit!"
"Hashtag selfie!"

by Classof2012 May 1, 2014

Germantown Academy

A private school in the suburbs where the teachers don't care about the kids and they think that school is a business. The kids are stuck up and smart christians that only care about themselves. They think they are so cool just cause Bradley Cooper went there. They they are just a stuck up school filled with selfish people.

Germantown Academy is just stuck up

by Ashleyanonanonanon August 20, 2014

Germantown Steamer

When you’ve been drinking and downing sausages and sauerkraut at Oktoberfest, drop throw right where you are and lay pipe, all without putting down your beer.

The dude at Gabe 6 just dropped a Germantown steamer.

by Capt Courageous September 10, 2018

Germantown, Ohio

A town filled with truck sluts, stuck up cunts and hillbillies with tiny dicks. You're guaranteed to be hit on by a toothless redneck no matter where you go in Germantown.

"Hey, have you been to Germantown, Ohio lately?" "Yeah, I went to Laff's and got sucked off by a hoe with no teeth and cowboy boots in the bathroom!"

by Gooeysalamander January 4, 2019

hermantown

where the smallest dick exists and the guy who has it is also a whore. who is this mystery man you're asking? it's alex johnson

let's go to hermantown and see alex johnsons tiny dick

by mitch the little bitch September 14, 2017