Art Garfunkel

It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.

I heard Tom pulled an Art Garfunkel last night.

by Chaz TW August 22, 2011

Garfunkeling

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.

"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"

by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast October 12, 2016

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

Garfunkel'd

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012