Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Gergato

A definition of Feeling like a sir, it comes from the old spanish word GATO which means Cat, and cats feel like a sir.

I've just bought my new jacket, Gergato 8-)

by Chuck norris 2nd December 6, 2012

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.

do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke

by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020

Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.

"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

by IrishMagician March 5, 2009

Gerbalfinesh

What you say as you smack your forehead with the palm of your hand realizing that you stupidly forgot about a major grade altering project due tomorrow (or worse) today.

Rita: Hahah, I love popcorn!

Doug: Holy crap! Popcorn! I have a twenty page paper due tomorrow on popcorn! Gerbalfinesh!

by Spacewolf March 23, 2008

Geriatwink

A portmanteau of “geriatric” and “twink” that describes an older gay gentleman who still believes he passes for a twink.

“Look at that tragic geriatwink over there with the grey hair and shaved chest trying to find a daddy.”

by Daddy Alabaster February 9, 2023

Nathan Rex Gerratt

No words can describe how incredible Nathan is. If you ever met someone with the name Nathan Rex Gerratt you are extremely lucky and if you are his girl you are the luckiest person in the world. SO sweet, kind, caring, and loving! An angel sent directly from heaven. A guardian angel, that will protect you from anything and makes you feel so safe and comforted when you are around him. Nathan Rex Gerratt cares so much about his friends and would do anything to help or make things better for anyone he loves. The best friend you could ever have!! Nathan Rex Gerratt is so understanding, no matter how bad of or wrong of a thing you've done. He will tell you it's ok and make everything better and do anything in his ability to make you happy again. Just so kind, sweet, loving, and caring Nathan is. A Nathan Rex Gerratt gives the best hugs!! You feel so protected and safe and warm it is impossible to ever want to leave, and always want more. Just at the end of the day when you meet this guy by the name of Nathan Rex Gerratt just know that even though he is the most kind, caring, sweet, man that he is a softy and could always use a hug too. A guy that has that fiery red hair, adorable freckles, brightest smile, and the cutest, sexiest, most handsome guy ever!! That would be my Nathan Rex Gerratt.

I'm so lucky to be Nathan Rex Gerratt's girl!!! :) :)

by Nabigail06 December 27, 2020