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Gazelle boy 

A man child who works out on a "gazelle". The product made famous on late nite TV by uber tool Tony Little and his overly excited sales pitch.
Mike : I must have pocket dialed you while I was workin' out on the "gazelle"

Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
Gazelle boy by TV CAR July 12, 2010

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg 

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

gazelle shafted 

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
gazelle shafted by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

Gazelle it 

When you're not overly hungry and you just want to snack all day
"Are you going to order a meal here or?"

"Nah man, I think I'll just gazelle it"
Gazelle it by D_B_P August 11, 2020

gazelle-mate 

1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.

2. Name of common urban poem.

"Gazelle Mate"

gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.

I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.

I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.

But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
john: whassup my hoe-dog?
orrin: oh, gazelle-mate, give me your answer don't.
john: is it.
gazelle-mate by ozrine December 9, 2008

Gazelle Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch. When you are having sex doggy-style, as you climax, you give your partner a short jumping uppercut to the jaw as Inner Light by Shocking Lemon plays in the background.
Ippo was having sex with Kumi-chan and, as he was about to climax, his boxing instincts kicked in, and he gazelle punched her as Takamura watched from the bushes.
Gazelle Punch by 1.1 Punch Man January 7, 2016