the golden gaurd

the golden gaurd, (aka hunter wittebane) is the best character in the owl house. hes amazing. hes sad. and he is awesome

bro did you hear about the golden gaurd? yea hes amazing!!!!

by urchiniu April 25, 2022

cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. February 22, 2009

Hurdy Gurdy

A type of food used as sides, toppings or even snacks

Bob:Can i get a #4 with extra sides of HURDY GURDY?

or

Francis: can i get a large cheese pizza with HURDY GURDY sprinkled on top?

by Simple- May 9, 2010

Guardy

An amazingly talented person who can twirl, spin, consecutive, drop spin, and toss anything they want to.

Look at that awesome Guardy girl tossing a quad with her sabre@#$*

by Dot 1470 January 13, 2004

Gaudy-Ghetto

Where a person is real ghetto and dresses really obnoxious and excessively showy with lots of bling and/or has a mouth full of gold.

People are also gaudy-ghetto when they talk that hood-talk.

"Soulja Boy is sexy and all, but he is so gaudy-ghetto"

"Flava Flav is so gaudy-ghetto when he wears that big clock around his neck and says "Yeahhh Boyyy"

by Ayyy GeRRL April 8, 2009

color gaurd

A portion of a marching band that does choreographed moves with a flag, rifle, sword, or misc. object.

The band got best overall general effect for their wonderful color gaurd.

by BLF September 8, 2005

Rat Gaurd

A piece of wax paper or sponge firmly secured to the underside of the scrotum during double penetration in order to avoid rubbing rat belly with the other guy in the double team.

Kelltron strapped on his wax paper rat gaurd before shoving his cock up the bar slut's ass so he wouldn't accidentally rub rat belly with The Fiss.

by Cous Cous August 19, 2008