sausage gargler

To perform fellatio, derogatory term, insult

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.

by mike i. April 16, 2008

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis July 06, 2007

Shart Gargler

one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.

"Hey, did you hear that James fucked his best friends' wife?"

"Yeah, he's such a shart gargler."

by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009

cum gargler

A homosexual man. One whose mouth is frequently filled with steaming hot jism.

Look at that fag over there. If he's not a cum gargler I'll kiss your ass.

by Eats July 26, 2007

mayonaise gargler

Some one or something that gargles mayonaise

Khadeem is a mayonaise gargler

by james mclovin February 23, 2008

Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 05, 2015

nard gargler

(n.) pl. nard garglers. - one who swishes testicles in one's mouth, as one might swish mouth wash after brushing, although this act makes one's breath taste much more nutty.

"I need a nard gargler to clean my ball sack."

by NeoNardHole DickHappyHole June 30, 2018