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A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.
1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.
by Abe W January 5, 2006
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Date Gape

Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.
After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015
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Anal gape

When u take to many peckers in the asswhole
Ron : billie fucked jane in the butt last night but he realized she had a huge anal gape.

Rick: that's narley
by GGlad February 2, 2021
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Gape Burrito

The process of using any item or object to gape her anus. With the anus gaped, you will insert a taco bell half pound burrito (or any other burrito of ATLEAST half pound status). After the burrito has been fully inserted into the gape, the burrito is now removed and the gape-ee is to eat the burrito, weather it be by her own will, or forced.
y0, me and Amanda went to Taco Bell last night and got some food, after we got home i made her a Gape Burrito. When her mom walked in on us, she wanted one too so i had to go back to Taco Bell!
by JaCKaL6996 May 18, 2010
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gaypex

The measured space between the crotches of two straight men when they hug.
Bob and John, depart after spending the evening at the pub pouring out their troubled souls to one another.

John: (overcome with emotion, hugs Bob) "Was a good night Bob, thanks I needed that (burp)."
Bob: (briskly stepping back creating an A-frame-like man-structure) "No problem but watch the gaypex mate, watch the gaypex!!"
by 'Mash March 13, 2007
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Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.
Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.
by twojoints September 9, 2010
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gapermaker

A gapermaker is a person who likes to gape peoples' asses. Gapermakers are likely to practice other degrading sex acts like atm action and gape rimming.
That VanW guy is a real gapermaker !
by J.E. November 30, 2006
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