"dude you hear about Mike?"
"No"
"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"
"Wtf why?"
"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."
"Bold move"
"No"
"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"
"Wtf why?"
"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."
"Bold move"
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Get the Lang's Gamble mug.n. A dirty scrat or dropout who does everything half-arsed. Avoids effort at any cost. Rushes work to save time for gammeling. Also a cheap-skate who mooches stuff off other people. A gammler always accepts the fact that they are a gammler and ends up getting in trouble because they tell everyone how little effort they put into things.
v. to gammel; to bum around in a scratty, half-arsed nature.
v. to gammel; to bum around in a scratty, half-arsed nature.
Even though Josh has a car he gets the bus to school so he can sleep and do his homework. What a douchey little gammler.
Dr Wilton managed to find a hotel that was less than four quid per night. Only a true gammler could do that. It must be such a gammely hotel.
Joe: What did you do over the summer?
Josh: Went to Iran 'cos it was cheap. Just gammeled around.
Duncan: I got the impression that you could have done better on this homework Josh.
Josh: Ye I rushed it a bit. In fact I only did it on the day I handed it in. In half an hour.
Joe: Why are you still talking?
Dr Wilton managed to find a hotel that was less than four quid per night. Only a true gammler could do that. It must be such a gammely hotel.
Joe: What did you do over the summer?
Josh: Went to Iran 'cos it was cheap. Just gammeled around.
Duncan: I got the impression that you could have done better on this homework Josh.
Josh: Ye I rushed it a bit. In fact I only did it on the day I handed it in. In half an hour.
Joe: Why are you still talking?
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Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
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Get the Gamble and Lose mug.Risk taken under the influence of alcohol very late at night, often during sleepovers, sofa crashes and slumber parties: while feeling reckless and uninhibited, the gambler will make a pass at someone either completely unavailable or way out of their league. The gambler will usually not be successful in their enterprise.
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Usually does stuff in a half-arsed manner and in extreme cases will openely admit their gammler status. Will cut every corner possible to minimise effort.
Often avoids spending money and therefore scrounges off more generous people.
Has no sense of organisation and no real care for their belongings.
verb. to gammeln = to bum around in a half-arsed nature.
Usually does stuff in a half-arsed manner and in extreme cases will openely admit their gammler status. Will cut every corner possible to minimise effort.
Often avoids spending money and therefore scrounges off more generous people.
Has no sense of organisation and no real care for their belongings.
verb. to gammeln = to bum around in a half-arsed nature.
Teacher: Josh your homework was pretty scratty i get the feeling you rushed it.
Josh: Yeah i did it on some paper i found on the floor...20 minutes before the lesson...with a crayon.
Wilton managed to find a youth hostel for 4 euros a night. He is the mother of all gammlers.
Wilton saves money by making a massive stew of left overs and eating it all week. Fucking gammler.
Pedraam: Josh why the fuck are you stirring your choco milk with a pen?
Josh: Cos' i can't be arsed to get a spoon.
Pedraam: Gammler.
Joe: What did you do in the summer holidays?
Josh: Gammelled around europe. Just hitch hiked cos its cheap.
Joe: Fuck you gammler.
Josh: Yeah i did it on some paper i found on the floor...20 minutes before the lesson...with a crayon.
Wilton managed to find a youth hostel for 4 euros a night. He is the mother of all gammlers.
Wilton saves money by making a massive stew of left overs and eating it all week. Fucking gammler.
Pedraam: Josh why the fuck are you stirring your choco milk with a pen?
Josh: Cos' i can't be arsed to get a spoon.
Pedraam: Gammler.
Joe: What did you do in the summer holidays?
Josh: Gammelled around europe. Just hitch hiked cos its cheap.
Joe: Fuck you gammler.
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