Gammonite

Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.

It is no good using facts on that page. They are all protected by gammonite.

by Explain to educate June 10, 2018

Salty gammon mush

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.

Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush

by RyanEmm July 22, 2009

gammon pocket

Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night

by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013

Gammon fodder

Fake news devised to incite reaction

Immigration as justification for Brexit is gammon fodder

by ScrivenerUK November 23, 2018

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

gammonflake

Intolerant person with hard-line, right wing, sometimes facist beliefs. They are called as such as their face goes gammon or red in colour on becoming angry or upset, when someone dares to challenge their reactionary views or holds a view that contradicts their own. Derived from "snowflake", due to becoming as quickly or easily upset as a snowflake. However, gammonflakes, unlike a snowflake (who tend to be liberal or left wing), tend to become confrontational and aggressive rather than hide away. Gammonflake tendencies tend to be enhanced by the consumption of beer, whiskey or other similar alcoholic beverage. They are the antithesis of a snowflake.

Brian went "gammonflake", shouting with anger and going red in the face when the "Black Lives Matter" lesbian couple in his local bar said they understood why the slave owner's statue was pulled down and dumped in the water. "They're destroying our culture when they pull these statues down, he's a hero, patron and philanthropist of our city" ranted Brian as he slammed his fists on the table and split everyone's beer.

by Mackem_Beefy September 23, 2020

Gammon Bomb

Another word for a vagina, meat maze, beef flaps etc.

I would love to play within your Gammon Bomb

by Ghandi's Child May 23, 2022