Futility Belt

A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.

Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.

by SuperKate April 26, 2009

futile

Miley Cyrus and edward cullen

they are both useless and in the way doing things that needn't be done and being gay so they are futile

by Speakerofminds January 30, 2010

futive

a cross between "futile" and "furtive", it means, a sneaky move but all in vain.

Jack tried futively to get past the guards.

by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003

futility

the act of being fultile.

An example of futility is the act of AJ Kinda making a free-throw.

by eracman20 June 20, 2007

Futives

The best cod player out there his aim is unmatchable, he is amazing, his tactics are the best he’s amazing, greatest that will ever come out of cod.

Futives is the best

by ExoGhost cool like September 11, 2020

futilest

Adj. meaning the most improbable, impossible of events or goals.

Spending hours of laborious time in an attempt to get the business back, when they were clearly unqualified to handle such a complex and herculean task, was the futilest of goals.

by danjerboy April 13, 2010

futilop

When you shit in a bowl, rub it on preferred person’s asshole, then lick up up and make out with it in your mouth.

My girlfriend and I were in the mood for some kinky stuff, so we did a futilop.

by SaucyDog October 2, 2023