futternucker

one who fences using the penis as his sword.

"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"

by Warrior Pop July 6, 2005

Fatherfucker

A gender-complementary option to "motherfucker"

That fatherfucker Trump, what a fraud.

by Moonrayz2 August 24, 2017

Futher Mucker

How to say Mother Fucker in front of children you don't want learning "Adult" language.

Futher Mucker, that hurt! (after hitting your thumb for the up-tenith time while hammering nails)

by slavens (slave-ens) July 24, 2008

fatherfucker

the word used to avoid the gender bias of "motherf*****"

can also be used to describe one who's preferred parent to frick-frack with is a father

Abby: One week until spring break!
Ann: YEET YEET FATHERFUCKERS !!

or

Christina: He's totally a dilf.
Emma: Yeah, I would so become a fatherfucker for him.

by iwearleprechaunleggings March 6, 2017

futher mucker

Another way to say mother fucker. for the youngsters to say without geting into too much trouble with the fam.

"Get out of my room futher mucker!"

by Longitude August 11, 2007

fucktard fatherfucker

The opposite of dumb mother fucker . The. 2017 Version of " Mother fucker "

You are a fucktard fatherfucker!

by Lemarie February 3, 2017

Futher Mucker

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.

"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"

by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009