MSN furniture

A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'

Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.

MSN furniture by Andydeek November 11, 2005

Furniture abuse 

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director

"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"

Furniture abuse by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008

furniture thunder 

When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.

Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.

"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"

"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."

furniture thunder by Medicus007 August 16, 2016

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

Furniture Disease by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More 

A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More by Ginger Snappah Head July 11, 2022

gun furniture 

The term gun furniture is used more often for AR-type weapons but also to a lesser extent other rifles and handguns this term refers parts which affect the way the firearm is held and supported. The pistol grip, stock, and handguard are all considered part of the furniture. This does not include accessories like scopes, lights etc.

I made some upgrades to my AR-15 with some new gun furniture; I'm a fan of the wood so I got some nice custom matching rosewood furniture.

gun furniture by J_Han February 20, 2018

furniture thunder 

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

furniture thunder by Medicus007 September 23, 2016