fumblescrew

The act of trying to make it look like you know what you're doing in a given situation, while in reality, you have no idea how to proceed.

Stop fumblescrewing around and look it up!

by Gman-Cat Wrangler April 28, 2008

fumblenugget

When someone is being a dumb goat

Billy your such a fumblenugget

by Indian sex bomb April 28, 2016

Fumble the bag

Miss out on a chance to make money or fuck something up in the process of getting money, causing you to not be able to get said money

You had a chance to rob him and you didn't? That's how you fumble the bag

by fuckjcsy June 20, 2020

fumble

A fail or mistake of epic proportion

damn that boy fumbled

by Black and gold King June 24, 2010

Man Fuel

Man Fuel is any type of liquid intoxicant (i.e. Beer/Liquor) that is ingested by the human male in order to fuel everyday activities. It also fuels ambitions to participate in activities the next day that usually don't get done. Man Fuel also inhibits an unrelentless urge for males to attempt to mate with the opposite sex many times and with as many partners throughout the period of ingesting Man Fuel.

Damn "Jim" after drinkin' that 40 ounces of Man Fuel I was able to mate with that "Lindsey" chick on the back of her car behind Burger King. Boy she really let me have it my way!!

by Michael Howell June 11, 2006

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.

Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

by Dr. TS October 11, 2016

Femel

The correct way to spell female. Ignore what the girls say, they are trying to trick you.

Femel: Like, Omg, Brad look so hot.
Male: Femel, you basic

by purpledinosaur17 February 14, 2018