fumel

the shortened 'fuck my life' otherwise known as 'fml' but pronounced as if a word, not seperate letters.

It thus has the same meaning as fml.

Person 1: Uhhh I am getting such bad grades at college.
Person 2: Have you handed in your coursework for Jenny's lesson next period?
Person 1: *sigh* no... fumel...

by ANGLAIS July 26, 2011

chum fume

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.

While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!

by Rono December 12, 2008

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!

You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!

by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

princess fuel

Slang name for Prosecco.

The bubbles (and alcohol) in prosecco will fuel up any princess for a good night out.

Hey Jackie, my tank is empty.

Here you go Nickie, fill up on some princess fuel

by BadAssPunk December 18, 2020

fumblitis

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.

After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.

by Luckfan December 23, 2015

Fameless

A person who is famously infamous and has no shame about it.

My friend Kat is fameless. She does her own thang, and don't give a f___.

Everybody knows "Kat" she's fameless for giving no effs.

by zombies in the basement June 8, 2018