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Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc
Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son
by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018
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flat is justice

A phrase evoked by weebs in reference to their preferred bust size. The quote originally came from the Lucky Star anime, but the origins are mostly forgotten by the people saying this line. It is occasionally used to refer to real life women, but is most popular in the anime community.

This term is currently in a strange place, where any anime girls who have flat chest are regarded by the community as "loli", regardless of perceived age or maturity. This results in anyone who likes flat chests being called a lolicon, who are increasingly being thought of as pedophiles. Due to this new popular perception, use this phrase at your peril. Or do what the rest of us do, and don't give a fuck what people on the internet think about your favorite size of oppai.
Guy 1: "I love big anime tiddies!"
Guy 2: "Flat is justice."
Guy 1: "Burn in hell, pedophile."
by OppaiAreEqual April 10, 2020
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cirque du flate

A maneuver in which you exple flattace while performing a a 360 jump. The fart must start and end while in the air, no exceptions. If the participant farts on landing, it does not count and you are a complete loser. And you probably shit your pants. It requires exceptional anus control. It is an expert level dance move. The IOC is considering this as a pointable move for balance beam gymnastics.
Did that guy just perform a cirque du flate?

He is awesome.
by Jaydizzy7 October 10, 2012
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flatbush zombies

Flatbush Zombies is a group From Flatbush, Brooklyn. They are apart of the beast coast movement as well. There are three members in this group, Meechy Darko, Erick "arc" Elliott and Zombie Juice. They are refered to as zombies because Meech And Juice had tooken some phycadelic drugs and basically they had lost all their conscientious and then they had started a rebirth on their life.
Flatbush Zombies are rappers from Brooklyn
by i am not the father October 19, 2014
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Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."
"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
by Snarky48 June 17, 2013
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Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.
"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."
by nealisms November 4, 2011
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