A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.
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1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
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When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.
Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.
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Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?
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Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.
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The smell they had concocted was a sweet, desirable, and pleasurable scent of top-shelf tobacco and sex sweat from the friction of two lovers grinding in sync with one another that carried a hint of ether to it. Now laying beside one another, catching their breath, Shannon turned on her side to face Nikki to tell him, “This is getting to be more fun than I ever dreamed it would be, I’m loving being your FuckDoll, love”. Nikki responded, “And Fuckdoll it is certainly a pleasure for me to be sharing my sweat and seed with fine, foxy fuckin’ FuckDoll like yourself. You get me so goddamn hard, for real”. Satisfied sufficiently, Shannon smiled then slid underneath the sheets and soon secured Nikki’s serpentine into a solid state.
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