by Michele B March 22, 2008
Get the Fuck-tardmug. by brewtaco September 17, 2010
Get the Fuck Tardmug. Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"
In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"
"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 18, 2007
Get the fuck tardmug. When somebody is so obviously retarded...cant take a single hint and they piss everyone off. They act totally gay and try way to hard to be funny. the combination of a ''fuckin retard'' : fuck-tard
Chik 1:
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!
Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!
Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..
Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???
Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!
Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)
by MadiMadiMadi February 27, 2010
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. A insult, meaning having low intelligence, or being 'slow'.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.
by hey-you. March 8, 2009
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit
by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 8, 2005
Get the fuck tardmug. Conjunction word for "Fucking retard". Often used when you're pissed off at someone for being a stupid piece of shit. A fun little way to remind your friends that they are pieces of shit but it's ok because they're retarded.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
by no >:( November 12, 2020
Get the Fuck-Tardmug.