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fuckwitch

a less than appealing female who gulls a male into fornication with her, when he would not normally do so and after which, he regrets.
you: man, you drink like a sissy.
buddy #1: yeah well at least i didn't fuck charlotte, that bitch is nasty.
buddys #2,3,4 and 5: hahahahaha
you: that doesn't count man, that fuckwitch raped me.
by keith rebelo April 27, 2004
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facebitch

1. (noun) A name for facebook when people complain excessively in their status updates. 2. (noun) An affectionate term for a facebook friend. 3. (verb) Constantly complaining through one's facebook status. 4. (noun) An individual that complains through their facebook status often.
1. Susie posted on facebitch that her boyfriend dumped her. 2. Oh, yeah, Susie and I are facebitches! 3. I hate it when people facebitch constantly and won't get the **** out of my news feed. 4. Susie is such a facebitch. She updates her status so often it's ridiculous.
by BMH2611 April 28, 2009
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Fuck Bitch's, Get Money

Fuck Bitch's, Get Money otherwise known as F.B.G.M, is the number one rule for males that has been passed down since men have been around. First introduced by Ben Franklin who, after years of research began to express his beliefs about " Disregarding Females and Acquiring Currency." In an attempt to spread his message to the soon to be free Americans, he was mercilessly shot down by certain pussies in the continental congress who in turn were never mentioned again. However backed by Thomas Jefferson ( who we all know was the champ of F.B.G.M as demonstrated by all his chocolate fever) and many other Men they continued to profess their admiration for those four words. Through secret societies and subliminal messaging through out time they were able to pass on they're wisdom to allow men to survive this crazy world.

F.B.G.M is used in events such as when a fellow man is having women problems, confused about life, incredible angry or anything else in those category. It helps them remember mans ultimate goal in life: Fucking Bitchs and Getting Money.
Dude forget her. Fuck Bitch's, Get Money
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Yo whats the gameplan tonight
F.B.G.M
Can't go wrong with that
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by 4THEWU January 15, 2011
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Da Fuck Bitch?

A phrase that is the shortened version of "What the Fuck Bitch?" Which is usually used in a stressful or confusing situation.
Donna - Im taking the car and the kids and your money.

Eric - Da Fuck Bitch?
by HateFilledRage January 22, 2011
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fuck bitch

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.
by yo mamma September 10, 2003
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fuckichu

An expletive often muttered by parents when forced by their kids to try and comprehend Pokémon cards, watch a Pokémon show or participate in any form of Pokémon game.
"Fuckichu"! I had no idea that Sabrina's Kadabra could defeat Pikachu and frankly I don't give a shit.
by WordSheep April 11, 2015
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Fuckwithable

Those chips are fuckwithable.
by KingTeddy1991 February 19, 2019
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