Fuck me static!
Fuck me static! by RobbieMann February 27, 2019
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Fuck Me Sideways
When something doesn't go as planned
Fuck Me Sideways by StonerDickle April 21, 2019
fuck me stupid
A come-on, or chat-up line, indicating that the person saying it wants to have sexual relations until his or her mind is rendered incapable of the simplest thought or speech.
Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.
Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.
A person you know to be highly intelligent walks up to you in a club and whispers into your ear, "I want you fuck me stupid."
fuck me stupid by mensa chick March 3, 2011
fuck me sideways
an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
fuck me sideways by fuck, me, sideways, cha, slide April 22, 2009
fuck me shoes
fuck me shoes by crossword addict February 2, 2006
Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench
Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
fuck me shirt
Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.
Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.
fuck me shirt by soopster December 9, 2008