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Frumpy Hoe

Someone who is lacking in appearance and attitude. It can be used to describe a unsightly women, douche bag man or a dead stripper left in a alley. A frumpy hoe is used to define someone with a lack of balls in the moment or a chick that wont put out. It is a all purpose insult that has made at least 2 people crap their pants.
Tim was a frumpy hoe, when presented with the options of "nut up or shut up," Tim shit his pants.
by Guglielmp October 5, 2009
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frumpty dumpty

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.
by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016
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frumpty dump

A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants
Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.
by yo'dude January 21, 2010
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Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.
Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.
by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017
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bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.
Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me.
by ZaakDelbridge June 29, 2015
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frumpy

when a chick is thick in all the wrong places
she would be cute if she wasnt so... frumpy...
by msjfrosty27 September 17, 2010
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Frumpy Sexy

Someone or Something that wears out of date, oversized and drappy clothing or fabric that may or may not be stained, full of holes or covered in cat hair but is somehow owning it and making it work, and others are turned on or see past the hot mess and just see hot. Frumpy can also be characterized as frizzy or uncombed/un-kept hair, pasty or blotchy skin, a green hue to the skin, yellow teeth, lack of clothing or covering where its needed, and a poor attitude about this overall appearance or solution to this appearance. So Frumpy Sexy is all of this, but somehow this person has a great figure, or physique, or face, and they are just making it work to the point that it attracts people of the opposite or same sex.
Typically, Marie dresses to the nines for work- but on her half-day- she went Frumpy Sexy, and wore a XXXL mens sweatshirt, mismatched blue/black socks, a pair of loose yoga pants, flip flops, and a crappy pony-tail- but all the male-coworkers didn't seem to notice and were still checking out her pop-out hot pink thong every time she bent over!
by hotsaucemess June 16, 2012
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