Frumpy Hoe

Someone who is lacking in appearance and attitude. It can be used to describe a unsightly women, douche bag man or a dead stripper left in a alley. A frumpy hoe is used to define someone with a lack of balls in the moment or a chick that wont put out. It is a all purpose insult that has made at least 2 people crap their pants.

Tim was a frumpy hoe, when presented with the options of "nut up or shut up," Tim shit his pants.

by Guglielmp October 5, 2009

frumpty dumpty

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016

frumpty dump

A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants

Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.

Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.

by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017

bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.

Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me.

by ZaakDelbridge June 29, 2015

frumpy

when a chick is thick in all the wrong places

she would be cute if she wasnt so... frumpy...

by msjfrosty27 September 17, 2010

frumph

The word frumph is an emotional state of being for the older generation. It denotes a sour attitude with a glum look on life. Nothing is perfect and nothing will ever be how it used to be.

As a verb "frumph" which is a symbol of how their day went.

As a noun, "frumph" can sets their tone in which denotes posture and reaction in that state of frumphiness.

Doctor Johnson is such a frumph today.

I'm in such a frumph today. Nobody did anything I told them to!

Mr. Rodgers is such a frumphy person.

by Frumph January 19, 2011