Frizz Head

A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.

“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”

by Gerks March 03, 2025

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Frizz

Short for “friendship rizz.” Can be used as verb or noun.

When you flirt, compliment, or drop game — but not because you’re tryna cuff. Frizz can be wholesome, playful, or lowkey chaotic, but (usually) stays platonic.

Told my homegurl: ‘If I was your man, you’d never carry your own groceries. But since I’m just your frizz, I’ll carry your emotional baggage instead.’

Sometimes I frizz my homies just to humble their situationship. Like yes, (s)he’s still wanted b**ch.

My boi looked all caked up at the gym so I had to slap. Chat, is this frizz? or just straight up homiesexual?

You ever frizz a baddie just to remind her she’s fine? No agenda. Just left her with a smile and dipped.

by lemon cat August 03, 2025

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