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me-firsting lane

A traffic lane intended for some other purpose, such as turning or exiting, but used for "me-firsting" by a motorist.
A me-firsting lane can be any of the following:

1.) A turning lane when used to go straight. The motorist gets into that lane (which is clear), goes faster than the speed of others in the congested "straight" lane, and then sneaks in in front of another vehicle s/he was previously behind in order to get ahead in traffic and possibly make a light.

2.) An upcoming exit or merge lane used to pass slowed traffic on a highway, then sneak back into the lane where one previously was, but ahead of one or more vehicles.
by Bed time February 1, 2010
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foot fisting

Verb: fütt fisting
Forcibly inserting one's foot into the anus or vagina of another.
Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!
by Weezerlungs December 2, 2013
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Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.
by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010
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Bulimic Bro Fisting

An act that requires three participants (gender does not matter), and involves one participant either fisting the anus or vagina of the second participant, while a third participant fists the mouth of the second participant. The two (participants 1 and 3) then bump fists inside the organs of the second participant and then pull out allowing the the second participant to then vomit/shit his entrails onto the floor/bed/table/etc..
Anthony was able to convince Shaun and Joey to try bulimic bro fisting, needless to say Anthony didn't come out of that one with a clean carpet.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin
I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...
by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003
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Frosting the Gimp

After a woman has major surgery and can not have sex.. advise the man to kneel over her in bed and spank it all over her tummy.
She is not allowed to have intercourse for four weeks? Sounds like someone needs to be frosting the gimp!
by Pinguparts September 12, 2009
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Interracial Fisting

When two friends of different ethnic backgrounds preform a celebratory fist bump.
After a good Monday night football game, I enjoy interracial fisting with my best friend.
by Rick Floss June 13, 2014
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