Freudian slip

It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

by chipperspragish October 30, 2003

Freudian typo

When you are casually texting someone and, either by your own mistake or by autocorrect, you turn the conversation sexy by an accidental typo. Tends to happen most often when you're talking to a crush/object of desire.

Her: What are you up to tonight?
Me: nothin, wanna bang?
Her: ...
Me: oh shit lmao wanna hang*
Her: Classic Freudian typo

by mrburbs January 3, 2018

Freudian camisole

A Freudian camisole is a variation on the common phrase "Freudian slip." A Freudian slip is when you accidentally say something that reveals something about your subconscious mind. In contrast, a Freudian camisole is when you accidentally hear something wrong. This may or may not reveal something about your subconscious.

(A camisole is a type of undergarment, like a slip. This is a pun.)

Girl: And that's where the road intersects-

Boy: *not paying attention* Wait did you say sex?

Girl: What? No. You heard me wrong. Must have been a Freudian camisole...

by Eden O. September 3, 2010

Freudian slip

1. A verbal or written flub-up in which one says what one really meant, rather than what one meant to say, by accidentally adding or subtracting a word or substituting a similar word that means something that indicates what one really thinks. The phenomenon is named after Sigmund Freud, who first described it.

2. Sigmund Freud in exhibitionistic drag.

1. I didn't mean to say the math teacher was fat. It was only a Freudian slip that I said her triangle had a hippopotamus when I meant to say hypotenuse.

2. No RL example known. If you do see it, snap that Kodak moment and post it.

by Downstrike April 8, 2006

freudian click

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.

While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.

by Ben354 October 23, 2007

Freudian Slip

A typo, misspelling, or slip of the tongue of which is thought to reveal a hidden subconscious emotion.

Examples of a Freudian Slip:

Typo: I like Dick. (I like Rick)
Misspelling: I wish you were her. (I wish you were here)
Slip of the tongue: *Gets slapped by his wife* "Cow!" (Ow!)

by ArrantlyArrant March 7, 2010

Freudian Slip

A Freudian Slip (named after the iconic psychologist Sigmund Freud) Is when you mean to say one thing but instead say y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ another, thus reveling your true thoughts or intentions.

"You bitch, you ruined my life"
"What did you say?"
"Sorry, Freudian Slip"

by MikeyBthehuman February 9, 2015