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Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.

Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Example 1:

Billy:" i dont believe in God"

John:"why?"

Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"

John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"

Billy:"no.... .....yes"

John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"

Example 2:

Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"

Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."

Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"

Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
by chicken hawk 104 December 29, 2010
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Lakota West Freshman School (LWFS) is a school full of gang bangers and emo people. The school alone raised the crime rate by 30% Also the white people get no bitches. LWFS also has roaches (Demarcus and Tyresse)
You go to Lakota West Freshman School that got roaches?
by Tyrone James ||| November 6, 2021
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Freshman Seminar

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(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.
T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.
by Brittney Sade August 20, 2008
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Freshman Steve

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the biggest fucking donkey you know. blacking out. hooking up with ugly chicks. doing stupid shit. fingerbanging ugly chicks. starting fires. losing fights. three pump chump
freshman steve blacked out and started another fire tonight
by wtxr April 21, 2011
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freshman shock and awe

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When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"
Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012
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Freshman Slayer

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A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.
AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!
by Da clique November 10, 2012
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freshman sway

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A special dance, similar to grinding, that all the insecure freshies do at dances. The girl is in the front and the guy is in the back, both moving quickly (or slowly, depending on the tempo) from side to side. Maybe someone should teach the little freshmen how to dance...
Boy: Hey, do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah, sure...
*awkward freshman sway*
by dancexpert November 21, 2009
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