flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Fapulant

Adj: A state of fapping, marked of extreme quality.

Last night's pr0n safari was a fapulant adventure in freebies.

by biggyDwalnuts April 8, 2010

Fraudulent

1. Being a lying whore. 2 Being a Friend Who ditches people. 3. Being a Straight up cunt. 4. Being a heart breaking, backstabbing girlfriend

Damn mom i loved this girl and gave her the world, but she decided she didn't want me. What a fraudulent bitch.

by sun of a gun January 9, 2009

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

Fraudulent Pimpin

Lying to a girl and using friends possessions like: clothes, phones, drugs, cars, and rooms etc to pull a dirty leg (definition on site) home to have sex.

My cousin June Bug borrowed my clothes, my friend's phone and weed told the girl his car was in the shop and he was a professional poker player. When he took her into our buddies room, then he was claiming as his own. The only problem with his fraudulent pimping plan was our buddie had moved all his furniture. Dude told her he forgot that the carpet cleanres were coming and then made a pallet for them to smash.

by Bassology November 24, 2010

Fratulence

when all the boys fart in unison and cause partial nuclear fallout

- Dude, the Delta Gamma Epsilon house was dumb stanky last night, it smelt like someone ODed on chalupas

- nah, don’t worry man, Brad made his legendary seven bean nachos so all the boys were experiencing hella Fratulence

by nwlxlckejx December 21, 2019

Fraudulent

The Purdue Boilermakers.

The Fraudulent Boilermakers are playing the 16th seed FDU, hopefully they won't lose.

by KickNamesTakeAss March 17, 2023