Franz Kafka

He is literally me ong

Kryštof : Franz Kafka is literally me
Adam : Have you heard about the Franz Kafka paradox?

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Franz Wagner

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.

Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

franz ferdinand

1. A kick ass band from Scotland, their album is really good if anybody bought it.
2. The assasination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was the spark that set off WWI.

Buy the album or read a history book to find out if what I'm saying is true.

by Bob the Magician pt.2 May 27, 2004

Franz Ferdinand

1. Archduke killed and started WWI, yeah yeah, everyone's heard it.

2. Scottish band with pure originality and great lyrics along with catchy tunes. With Alex Kapranos and his wonderful voice, he makes Franz Ferdinand a much more fun band to listen to.

1. History is boring, but when I heard the name Franz Ferdinand, I started dancing in the middle of class.

2. I went to the Franz Ferdinand concert and I threw my bra onto the stage and Alex Kapranos looked very startled.

by Lani July 19, 2004

Franz Liszt

World- Class show-off, and 70% of his attractiveness comes from his piano skills (according to 20th century ladies). He is known also to be the greatest piano virtuoso of all time, and this by copying Paganini (the virtuoso violinist). He was friends with many composers, including Frederic Chopin (who once called him a "zero"). His works are still appreciated to date and they are known for causing many complaints from modern pianists (mostly found on YouTube comment sections).

Franz Liszt stole my girlfriend at his recital.
I've had enough of Franz Liszt's terribly difficult pieces for the piano.
I hate it when Franz Liszt composes.

by Randomcomposer November 1, 2020

Franz Ferdinand

1. Archduke of Austria-Hungary whose assination in 1914 led to the start of WWI.

2. The best time you'll ever have, via four Scottish lads who love music as much as your brother loves his porn collection.

1. Damn! I got points off my history essay for putting that Franz Ferdinand is sexy. (see def. 2)

2. Franz Ferdinand rock my socks!

by LemonShizzy June 28, 2004