Crankfurter

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.

Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.

by giliad December 9, 2009

Frankford

a town were BJ's are popular. also known as skanksford

pie is so much awesomer than frankford

by Lizzzzzzzzzy Sdejkahkjhgkjdh December 13, 2010

frankfurter

Slang word for a penis.

She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.

by Minecraft1238 February 5, 2019

frankfort, indiana

Small town in central indiana over run with hispanics. There's nothing to do in this town but drugs.

Man frankfort, indiana sucks!

by freaky_timmy January 20, 2009

Frankfurter Sandwich

1920's slang for a hotdog. There is even an old vaudeville song about them.

I went to the street vendor and bought three Frankfurter sandwiches.

by bigmeep April 21, 2009

Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

by alphaholism is it February 21, 2011

Chocolate Frankfurter

In the middle of sex with your partner you take off your condom, shit in it, and slap your partner in the face with the steamy hot dog.

Jenny loved Chris to slap her with his chocolate frankfurter during sex

by Deutscher Dog August 5, 2008