Fredericksburg, TX

Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."

If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.

If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:

-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D

I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!

There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?

I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!

by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011

Frederick

One of the most kindest, most amazing people you will ever meet they will treat you like a queen as soon as they lay eyes on you, there the most funniest people ever and would only prank you if you were really out for it. Frederick is the man of yours and my dreams his smile shines brighter than a million stars he makes your heart race faceted than a dozen fireworks his deep eyes make you melt and his touch feels like paradise, Weasley really is our king his hand perfectly intertwines with yours and you know you’ll always be safe around your Ginger Prince Charming he really is the best Husband anyone could ask for, our magic man

Ash: Frederick Weasley is the man of my dreams
Andy: Frederick is simply wonderful your so lucky!

by Bill Weasley February 6, 2021

Frederick

Frederick defined as a human with little to no emotion revolving around people he doesn’t know that much. Also this man can be very confused at moments and can say these exact words hMMMMMMMM? Another definition for Frederick is a boi who has many memes and has a computer that’s about to explode and dying for it to have a break cause of exstensive use.

Frederick, Jep time to eat now

by __YuzuPeppersBoogers_N_Cum July 28, 2018

Frederick

he has the biggest horse cock that anyone will ever see, its almost hard to believe. Not only that but his meat will be EVEM bigger then his friend will(if he has one). He is the hottest and most cute and will always smile.

no way to put the shear size of Frederick into words

by gemale February 21, 2021

Frederick Chen

An amazing youtuber that is part of the LGBTQIA+ community. He also recently got a cat named Remi and I think that’s very cool :).

Person 1: “Who’s that amazing person?”.
Person 2: “Oh! That’s Frederick Chen! He’s my favourite youtuber!”.

by digitalreko November 17, 2021

Frederick the Great

(Psst.. what about a Flute Busting Prussian?)
King of Prussia, a literal badass, he won the 7 years' war, he ain't scared of a Tsar, because beating him only took 12 bars!

"Hey, did you know Frederick the Great was gay?"
-"Goddamnit Carl, you told me this fifty times already"

by a rando on the internet January 30, 2022

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear

The full legal name of Freddy Fazbear from the game "Five Nights at Freddy's."

"I have to spend five evenings with Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear this week."

by The Amazing Guy 0 August 22, 2023