mellon-farmer

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

migraine farmer

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

Flamerod

One of the numerous disparaging terms for a homosexual male, more specifically those men who partake in a flame train.

Check out that Chad standing next to the bar, he's a total flamerod.

by Big Slick 456344 April 22, 2009

Master Farmer

An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.

Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!

by Enigmatical June 23, 2010

frame 1

Is used to describe the quickness/hastiness of an action. In videos games, a hitbox appears at some point during a character's attack animation. Some attacks charge-up or go through several frames before the attack lands. Frame 1 is the quickest point at which an attack can come out causing instant damage and usually stun-locking. If a person says they are doing something "frame 1" it means they are doing it instantly.

When Cyberpunk 2077 goes on preorder, you know we preordering FRAME 1!

by uninspiredradio July 10, 2019

frame fuck

During the process of film editing, show runners, head writers, and the like, can, and very often do, focus on miniscule details in a large project. These minor changes will have no overall effect in how the finished product is received by the intended audience, nor does it necessarily make the finished film any better. However it does allow a valve for overactive Ego's to vent. Once the generally non creative individual "puts their stamp" on the project, the rest of us can go about the business of actually getting the work done and meeting our air dates.

I could frame fuck this sequence all night, fact of the matter is, nobody gives a shit when the character blinks. If they are watching him blink, the scene is a failure. You moron.

by Brold July 20, 2009