When you perform a sexual act with a lady on her death bed where you ejaculate at the same time as the elderly lady takes her last breath.
Friend #1: "Mate, I heard the news. Sorry about your Nan."
Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."
Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."
by GrimeusPyneus November 1, 2018
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"You, sir, friend, have betrayed me. You have left me destitute in the eyes of my family, my colleagues, my father, and my loving wife, who has now left me. I am reduced to ashes and rubble. You have made a Falmink of me.
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Larry, you beautiful hunk of a man, you are a Falmin, nothing more and nothing less. Thank you for your years of service at this company, I will be personally going to corporate to ask them to give you a 10¢ raise.
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