The Fourth of July

The action of a girl giving your oral sex as she has a mouthful of pop rocks.

My girlfriend gave me the Fourth of July last night, and I haven't been that turned on in months!

by TheOneHitWonderrr March 20, 2011

cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July

A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco

Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers

Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!

by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008

Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.

Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.

by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016

Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce

Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.

by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025

ride that thang like the fourth of july

when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about

did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!

by ohhhitspaige May 3, 2024