Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

floppingmelio

floppingmelio is a bad bish, who is really pretty. she deserve all 100+x fanpages and she’s just a queen 🙄 you hate floppingmelio? read that backwards 😍

@floppingmelio is a queen <3

by sagegreenkaka October 12, 2021

gut flopping

Where a large bellied individual raises his or her stomach and allows it to drop upon his or her sexual partner in a way that creates a *smack* sound. This is an act performed for sexual pleasure.

Man, my back is killing me from a night of gut flopping with your mom.

by Barringo December 4, 2007

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Tits a Floppin

Nickname given to a woman with jiggly boobs so big her shirt can hardly contain them.

Hey, have you seen the jiggly new waitress they hired? - Oh, you mean Tits a Floppin? I heard they had to call in Omar to make her blouse!

by momjobber October 18, 2010

Foppish Dandy

Foppish Dandies primarily are concerned with wit, revelry, and their own stylish appearance. Often confused with gay men (who are also stereotypically well-dressed and witty) they're traditionally unconcerned with sexual preference and many were notorious rakes and womanizers. Well known foppish dandies include John Malcovich in Dangerous Liasons, Andre 3000, Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, Errol Flynn, and the Duke of Windsor.

Mr. W_________, a foppish dandy of eccentric proportion, managed to lure the chambermaid into his boudoire with a measure of port every bit as ample as her heaving, corseted bosom.

by ross morrison April 18, 2006

Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010