FOD

Fear of Diarea.

A person gets scared when on the toilet and feels a rumble in their stomach.

"I was crying last night, cause of my FOD."
"calamazoo"

by Jordan M. October 26, 2004

FOD

Fresh Off Door: Migrants who have travelled to Australia on the back of a screen door.

That asian kid is a FOD, his family couldnt even afford to come here on a boat!

by playloud69 November 11, 2006

fod

When someone makes a mistake or does something stupid.

"you just stuttered, your such a fod". or
when some one just tripped up shout FOD!

by farley vaughan March 13, 2007

Fod Slap

Fod- The uk term for forehead

Fod Slap- To slap someones forehead (which can turn into a war of fod slapping)

Best done on randomers walking down the street, then run!

Dude 1: Look at the size of her fod!

Dude 2: Damn That things huge!

Dude 1: I think i'm going to Fod slap that dude over there!

by OprahsAnalBeads February 28, 2009

Mega Fod

This is basically someone with a massive forehead, hence 'mega fod'; it's clearly the biggest of all foreheads.
Fods may be shiny, wrinkly, or 2 ft long.

For example, 'Ant from Ant and Dec's saturday night takeaway' also 'Christina Ricci' They both have a Mega Fod.

by Coley!!! July 18, 2009

FOD

A shortened version of food, which also sounds so much cooler than the original MKI "food". MKII being "fod"

God, I'm so hungry, i need some fod.

by Chris moody December 01, 2003

fod

A usually normal person whose brain gets excited which causes them to do unordinary things- mostly playing football while doing ballet. They have also been known to use the word ditzy excessively (not that they are ditzy, they just like to say it).

mikey and danny were seen passing a football while sashaying around the field. if you listened closely you could hear them scream "ditzy! ditzy!". as krissie and nikkie walked by, they said, "what fods."

by booga manchichi August 01, 2007