Futboy

A short, fat man that thinks hes funny when telling a joke or a story. When in relaity he sounds really stupid and is making himself look like an idiot.

Dana: Hey have you talked to Bill lately?
Eric: Yea, hes a real futboy.

by KimmyDawn June 22, 2012

futbolista

A soccer player who plays everyday.

That cat Noah is a futbolista. He only plays soccer. Always has a soccer ball juggling, playing wall ball, doing tricks or megging the other players. That

by Surfnsoccee August 2, 2019

Futbuck

Someone that likes to "F" you in da "A".

That futbuck bent me over and gave it to me raw when he handed down my sentence.

by Modofodo December 16, 2022

FMTB

An acronym for 'Fuck My Tiny Bladder' - When you realize that the traffic jam you're in will go on for another 2 hours with no toilet in sight. It's times like these you regret having that last cup-o-java before heading out and curse your tiny tank.

Guy stuck in Traffic: "Geezus wtf, we're not moving at all, why did I have that cup of coffee just before I left? FMTB"

by Robo.Panda January 20, 2010

futballa

A Soccer, Football, Futbol player. Plays with style and grace on and of the pitch. Always on the cutting edge of fashion. Always fit. Sexy.

The girls love him because he's a futballa.

by J. Washington November 25, 2006

eli da futball playa

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u

Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma November 3, 2018

Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.

Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!

by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011