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flumper

when a said women, usually a skank, gives you head while you are taking a shit.
Damn man, jane gave me one of the best flumpers I have ever had!
by Paul Hanes April 6, 2005
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Fluppet

1) A shortened version of the insult "fucking muppet" for those victims not worth the time for both words, Or the lazy like myself.
2) An overcooked cheesey microwave snack
Ger: "Oh man do you wanna come to a rap battle?"
Myself: "Oh, im sorry. You seem to of mistaken me for a fluppet..."
by HabitWabbit November 4, 2006
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Frumpet

A brasswind instrument made by Getzen from the 1960s - 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in F (with an Eb tuning slide as well). It was notorious for its tricky intonation.
"That trumpet is huge!"
"Actually, it's a frumpet. Kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower."
by Mr. Initial Man September 4, 2013
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strapeing the frumpet

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet
by poosoap April 13, 2005
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Flumpette

A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.

They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.

They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."

Woman 2: "Who?"

Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."

Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
by hteb78 August 9, 2023
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flumpernugget

rik made this and it has literally no def. at this point
You're a flumpernugget
by MrCornflks December 12, 2017
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flumpernugget

an insult or something to yell when frustrated
FLUMPERNUGGET I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE
susan was being such a flumpernugget at school today
by solarburrito June 12, 2018
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