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four flusher

1. Somebody who is obviously lying, posturing, idly boasting, who does not have the goods; one who is 'so full of shit' that it would take four flushes during the movement to clear the bowl.

Originally from game of poker, c.1880, one who bluffs that they have five cards in a flush when they only hold four.
Steve: Phil doesn't really have a summer house?
Bob: No, he's living with his parents. He's a lying, four-flushing sack of shit.
by hactar May 1, 2003
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double flusher

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.
by mr.corruption June 24, 2005
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Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.
It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.
by Bossquez March 17, 2010
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get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.
He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!
by Dottie Blitz April 5, 2016
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two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.
*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"
by jajambo February 5, 2004
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2000 Flushes Poo

Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.

While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.

Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP
Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!
by boner_b_wild March 26, 2009
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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
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