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forensics

A weird club that took a group of people that like talking to much and turned it into a wannabe sports team.
I can't do anything on Saturday. I have forensics.
by MeIsMoose March 26, 2017
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Forensic

You heard that new Forensic joint on the radio?
by Da big Boy September 30, 2007
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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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don't hate, forensicate

as the word says, don't hate, forensicate! meaning don't be some idiotic loser, instead, join your school forensics team...no, not dead people kind of forensics, but the competitive speaking and acting kind. forensics is a fun! yay forensics!
"Gosh, you're such a freakin jerk! Seriously, don't hate, forensicate"
"Forensawhata"
"Forensicate! It's what all of the cool people do!"
by Matannon May 15, 2006
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forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 27, 2018
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Forensic

FORENSIC as an adjective has two senses: ❶ scientific methods used to investigate crimes; finding evidence to solve a crime. ❷ having to do with the courts or legal system.

~~~~~Usage:
FORENSIC EVIDENCE is collected to determine cause and manner of a death and/or crime. Forensic evidence may be used in a legal trial.
FORENSIC PATHOLOGY studies the human body to decide cause and manner of death.

FORENSIC ODONTOLOGY studies dentition, for identification.

FORENSIC TOXICOLOGY delves into drugs and poisons and what they may have done to someone.

FORENSICS is a noun that means ➔ Scientific tests or techniques used in connection with the detection of crime.
"When the manner of death is suspect, forensic experts are required to perform an autopsy."
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wikipedia forensics

1. The ultimate beer-pong distraction, involving snapping while beating your forearm with two fingers and over annunciating the phrase "wikipedia forensics".
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
1. We would have won the tourney but the other team was too good at wikipedia forensics and we tanked it.

2. Person A: Elton John was born in france

Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
by ydgamer March 14, 2011
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