Flona

The most awesomemest of awesome there is. She puts the awesome in awesome.

Holy shit. Flona's so awesome.

by Theawesomekidwhosjustawesome April 22, 2011

Flonty

Some fucking newfag involved in operation ponytail who doesn't understand rules 1&2.

He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.

Flonty is a 21 year old newfag from Germany.

by Hollydollie June 12, 2009

flonne

1. Love freak.
2. A character from the PS2 game Disgaea, she is an angel from Celestia and a love freak.

1. That chick's a total flonne! I've seen her try to hug a bee and get stung!

2. Flonne is good with a bow, but even better with a *gets dragged off* Hey! I wasn't done! She's good with a d*end*

by otherhand May 29, 2005

Flongus

A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself

Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad

Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018

fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Flonase

The act placing the tip of your member precisely in the nostril of your friend's soon to be girlfriend and "sending in the swimmers". Preferably performed in a public restroom.

I considered giving it to her in the eye, then I decided to go for the flonase

by BabeRuth July 2, 2003

fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....

jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..

by fling flong May 3, 2009