fucktarded

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is

Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*

by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007

fucktarded

fucktards would do fucktarded things!

You are being fucktarded by looking up this but i love you for it becasue you are a fucktard!

by a.team November 14, 2010

Fucktarded

When a smart person has a moment were they seem like a fucktard.

I was fucktarded this morning I was wearing my Mario shirt but I called it Mickey mouse.

by Kermit the Capitalist November 29, 2016

fucktardedness

Something that is fucking retarded

I'm sick of all this fucktardedness, lets go snowboarding

by Oni Stiles August 7, 2003

fucktarded

Noun?? The mental state immediatly after really great sex. Charactoristic of acting silly, goofy, being clumsy or just generaly in a silly mood following awesome sex due to lots of endorphines running rampit throughout the brain. To be fucked stupid.

That sex was sooo great, afterwards he was acting fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.

by Silly Fuck June 25, 2010

fucktarded

fuckin retarded. extremly stupid

what the answer?
r u fucktarded? it wasn't even a question

by little princess October 4, 2012

fucktarded

Used to describe somebody who has been fucked recently and is now retarded, obsessed, infatuated and/or stalking because of it.

"Did you see that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, we did it, and now she's fucktarded over me."

"Why hasn't Josh been hanging out?"
"Oh, he got laid, and now he is fucktarded over some bitch from Seattle."

by windigo77 June 12, 2009