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Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.
by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018
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Fessin

The state of constant bitching in the middle of a conversation.
Quit your fessin becky, your being a complete bitch.
by PWEBBB June 21, 2009
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Ass Flossing

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass
I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.
by [Maze] September 30, 2005
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flossing

To show off all of your money, designer clothes, and expensive jewellery.
Damn johnny was flossing on everyone with that outfit today.
by rip ollie April 20, 2018
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flossin'

"I was flossin'this weekend in my new Escalade with its phat-ass rims."
by isabel April 11, 2003
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Nigger Flossing

When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.
Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.
by servoisgod October 17, 2008
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ballin flossin

1)Ballin Flossin (n) Title or appellation given to ESPN basketball analyst Greg Anthony in the 2006-2007 NBA season by Sportcenter host Stuart Scott

2)ballin flossin (adj) describes person or thing that demonstrates or possesses attributes of being both ballin and flossin in synergistic fashion that increases the individual factors potency beyond a level achievable separately

Related subject matter: Ballaflossaholicism. Although Greg Anthony uses his title in moderation. The very existence of concept ballin flossin begs the question can their be such phenomenon as ballaflossaholic as there have been known cases of people being ballaholic s and flossaholic s

Note: After consulting legal counsel I am told that this is not a violation of doctor client privilege, as I may or may not be Stuart Scott’s Ophthalmologist
1)example: Stuart: “Now over to Ballin’ Flossin’ Greg (Anthony)”

2)example: Man that driver of that big bodied whip is ballin flossin
by What exactly is a panty raider October 19, 2007
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