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fesbian

fat lesbian. usually gross, short, butch and has no dress sense.
"OMG that fesbian totally hit on me last night. Ew"

"OMG where are the hot girls or QTs...fesbian overload around here. "
"the usual....you mean?"
by micht August 6, 2009
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fresbian

A girl who only engages in lesbian acts with her friends.
I hate that girl she is such a fresbian she wont even play with my happy button!
by john doe May 13, 2005
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fesbian

A guy who has had a transgender operation (becomes a transexual) from male to a female, and performs sexual acts with lesbians and/or other fesbians.
Ronald McDonald the Clown frequently found on McDonald Happy meals. Fesbians became common through-out the 1990's.
by eggsie January 15, 2008
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Flexbian

A girl who is a lesbian only when it suites her.
"OMG, Jessica is such a flexbian!"
"Yea, she dates girls but only when guys aren't interested in her"
by troubleinkw August 7, 2009
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fresbian

There were lots of fresbians at pride. You could spot them by their farmer tans and exquisitely coiffed mullets.
by Paul Forbes September 3, 2005
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fresbian

That chick friend that you (as a girl) turn to after a bad breakup, general boy frustrations, or lack of a date for a public function. This specific friend is great for dancing with, making the male population jealous of what they can't have, and helping you out in times of need.
Mostly, fresbians do not actually engage in sexual acts together, and usually neither one of them is an actual lesbian- though this term is not meant to offend actual lesbians, who have most fresbians utmost respect.
"Well Johnny decided to ask somebody else to prom.... So Marilyn and I are going to go as fresbians!"

"Oh god, I cannot believe Daniel just brokeup with me..."
"Do not worry, I will be your fresbian in your time of need. Let's go somewhere public and pretend that we are not interested in any of the men that look in our direction!"
"You're the best fresbian I've ever had!"
by c.shea December 15, 2008
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FESBian

1. An accepted user who posts often at FESB/DS7 and DS7's password protected forum.
2. People that practice the religion, FESBianism.
holy crap i met teh meenest uzers 2day!!1 they liek call dem selves fezbians(lol liek lezbains rofl) and they r so mean so ban dem them please cejayc

"There is no spoon" - The Matricks

*sends e-mail to CJayC*
by FESBian August 1, 2004
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