flatusense

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

by Bombcat June 17, 2007

Flatusize

Farting when exercising.

geez...I flatusized when doing situps at the gym.

by Scubadoobadoo January 9, 2009

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

Skin Flautist

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

Your average male teenager is a skin flautist!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Pitos y Flautas

When the time goes by and you didn't do anything productive.

Se me fue el tiempo en pitos y flautas.

by Hans Payini April 23, 2009

flautist

One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.

John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.

The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.

by B. Woit November 8, 2007