Swedish Flamethrower

When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.

John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.

by r3c0n p07aTo March 20, 2010

lametard

when you combine lame and retarded.

Billy was such a lametard.

by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007

flamethrower

a bouncer at a gay bar

gay guy 1:hey did you guys get into that new club the toolbox last night gay guy 2:no silly buns the flamethrower would not let us in

by jacob tweedy December 17, 2008

flamethrower

a type of fart that when released heats your pants to such a high tempurature you must sit up or move to the side at a 45 degree angle to provide a means of cooling. the fart is usauly so hot that the victim can detect the sudden tempurature change especial if they breath it in, in some cases it remains superheated for 30 seconds or more. any fart like this is always silent and almost 100% garenteed to smell so bad it will clear out a room. first timers are always caught red handed because they cannot belive how smelly it is so they laugh or get overexcited. if it happens remain calm and try not to laugh, if there is people in the room it is best to leave no mater how much you want to see there reactions fast and un noticable because in seconds they will all smell it seamingly at the same time and rapidly leave gagging or cursing. the victim will not laugh but get mad because the fart is so unfathomably smelly and disgusting. if your caught they will ridicule you or try to explain why that was rude. the proper place to discharge this fart is outside or in an extreamly crowded room because nobody will ever know who did it and they wil be forced to smell it because the doors can only handle so much people trying to escape the rancid odor. this fart is the main component of a real dutch oven.

guy1. sssssssssssssssss (flamethrower!!!)
guy2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy1. MUHAHAhahaaaaaa!!!
guy2. YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU KNOW THAT.
guy1. tehehe, oops i did it again!!!

by BEASTMASTER8000 May 23, 2010

Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flatard

The mixture of flat and retarded.

My son is becoming a flatard

by Justin Goins January 16, 2019

Flamethrower Ass

When you have diarreah or rocket ass so bad you actually heat up the bowl or surrounding area with the fumes and the force of your ass exploding out gas and sewage in a violent manner.

Dude, i shouldn't have eaten that hot dog from that food stand last night, i've got major flamethrower ass today.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005