by The moist bandito's August 2, 2020
Get the Flamethrower mug.Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.
Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!
by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011
Get the Aztec Flamethrower mug.A sex act wherein a solution of spicy hot sauces or ginger paste is injected up a man's urethra. He is then brought to orgasm, producing the flamethrower.
Julie: Oh, man last night the guy I was with did the most painful thing! He injected sriracha up his urethra then came all over my face!
Jenny: Yeah thats called the flamethrower. My ex liked to surprise me with that all the time.
Jenny: Yeah thats called the flamethrower. My ex liked to surprise me with that all the time.
by halicon5 July 12, 2014
Get the The Flamethrower mug.When a women is giving you a blow job while you are standing up you simply turn around and fart into a lit match, therefor blowing fire into the womens face. This is often used for pay-back or if the chick is getting annoying.
Vinny's girl cheated on him so Vinny gave that old crank the Brooklyn flamethrower, that really set her straight!
by Austin BLAX April 5, 2008
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The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"
1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)
2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.
4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)
Where did is come from?
The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"
1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)
2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.
4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)
Where did is come from?
The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
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