The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.
A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."
A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."
I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).
Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.
Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.
by Strackus September 8, 2010
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Davon:"did you fuck her?"
Hakim:"I think so my fitted cap was in the garbage with my unborn in it"
Davon:ahaha man you fucked her!
Davon:"did you fuck her?"
Hakim:"I think so my fitted cap was in the garbage with my unborn in it"
Davon:ahaha man you fucked her!
by Ahmayzeing Jackson May 19, 2010
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The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.
*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*
*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*
"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."
"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.
"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.
by ono412 September 15, 2010
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"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
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